Did you know that you’re using “erstwhile” incorrectly?
Then why do you keep doing it?
We think we’re funny.
I’ve just started listening; do you ever talk about [enter very specific thing here]?
We only vaguely remember our own episodes. Your best bet is to listen to them all, and then tell us if we talk about it.
Will you come visit my town/university/expo/home?
Since the podcast doesn’t bring in any revenue, we can’t afford to travel on our own dime. If you have a way to pay our transportation and accommodation, and we can fit it into our busy lady-scholar schedules, we’d love to visit you!
How is it possible to be as smart, charming, and beautiful as you two are?